My buddy, Nick, is getting all nuptialized this August. The state of Kansas says that he and his nubile love slave need either a judge or a man of the cloth to perform said ceremony. And since I’ve been an usher before and the whole best man thing was already spoken for, I told him that I’d like to be the one to actually marry the crazy kids. And they went for it.
I did some research and it turns out that you can be ordained online through the Universal Life church. Oh it’s totally legitimate. Well inasmuch that anyone can do it and become a cleric. I gotta look for a priest outfit. Luckily black is totally my color.