I bought another car.
A few years ago, I was lucky to meet a very smart dude named Dougie-poo. We hit it off immediately mostly due to the fact that I believe he has yet to come to terms with his sexuality and I’m, well, the “man.”
Dougie-poo and I became the best of friends over the years. What I really dug about him is that he would talk about cars the way I like to talk about gadgets and technology. This dude is as passionate as they come. So I REALLY wanted to cash out all my stock from the company I worked for previously and invest in something cool and different.
So I invested in Dougie.
In three years, he brought me a 33% return on my investment and if it weren’t for the fact that I needed my money in a little bit more liquid status, I would continue to invest in him.
With some of the profits I decided to buy another car. I hate car payments (actually payments of any kind) so with Dougie’s help I found the perfect car for me.
So meet Leia, a 2004 Mercedes-Benz C320 . . . I shall enjoy riding her for years to come. And, no, you can’t drive her.
April 16th, 2008 at 11:17 am
Ain’t you a sweetie? Yes……..yes you are. Let’s cross our fingers the mice I planted behind the glove box don’t grow and mature as originally planned. Just keep the rogue fries off the floorboard and you should be ok.
April 16th, 2008 at 11:36 pm
She’s purty!
April 21st, 2008 at 6:53 am
Nice car for a nice honky.
September 14th, 2008 at 11:37 pm
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November 9th, 2008 at 12:32 pm
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