Leadership is ready for a change. Too often we elect candidates believing they will make the kind of change we need in the world only to be disappointed with the inevitable comprises.
We need leadership that you can count on. Leadership that will be loyal to those they serve. Leadership that can bring people together of all religion, creeds, and races (and pedigrees).
As such it is time to choose a running mate for the upcoming election. There can be no other choice . . . there can BE no other choice than . . .
My dog Ringo.
And ladies . . . he’s single too.
August 17th, 2008 at 10:40 am
He’s sweet looking too!
August 17th, 2008 at 1:45 pm
Have I got a bitch for him! She is hot (a hot dog), brilliant like her slave, Dina, single, petite and has a strong sense of determination and excellent values. She even loves cats-they taste like chicken.
Congratulations Banky on an outstanding choice for your running mate.
August 18th, 2008 at 6:12 am
I fear for you, Banky. The order of succession means, if victorious in this election, you have just put a price on your head.
The country hungers for Ringo’s leadershi. And, as an added bonus, if the terrorist decide to use socks as their weapon of choice, Ringo will single-handedly rid the planet of the terrorist scourge known as ’sock bombs.’
Wise selection!
August 19th, 2008 at 2:48 pm
What is the downside to a Ringo administration?
Almost every candidate out there has something about them that cheeses me off, but Ringo seems perfect… too perfect o be believed. Maybe it’s the lack of sleep lately but I suspect a plot to implement spaying and neutering of single adults (and some married ones) should Ringo ascend to the highest office.
Hmmmm, maybe I can bribe him with some of this tasty beef jerky tho!
August 19th, 2008 at 3:17 pm
Nuke,
I can tell you unequivocally that his weaknesses are anything edible, socks, and cute piece of tail. In Washington, he’ll fit right in.