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I took Leia to be washed the other day. And then the most unbelievable thing happened.
She hugged me.
I’ve never been hugged by a car before, so I didn’t know how to react. It was magic. We wept. We laughed.
I think she might be the one . . .
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I bought another car.
A few years ago, I was lucky to meet a very smart dude named Dougie-poo. We hit it off immediately mostly due to the fact that I believe he has yet to come to terms with his sexuality and I’m, well, the “man.”
Dougie-poo and I became the best of friends over the years. What I really dug about him is that he would talk about cars the way I like to talk about gadgets and technology. This dude is as passionate as they come. So I REALLY wanted to cash out all my stock from the company I worked for previously and invest in something cool and different.
So I invested in Dougie.
In three years, he brought me a 33% return on my investment and if it weren’t for the fact that I needed my money in a little bit more liquid status, I would continue to invest in him.
With some of the profits I decided to buy another car. I hate car payments (actually payments of any kind) so with Dougie’s help I found the perfect car for me.
So meet Leia, a 2004 Mercedes-Benz C320 . . . I shall enjoy riding her for years to come. And, no, you can’t drive her.
