Banky For President

And the good Mr. Onassis comes through.  Thanks sir. . .  for letting me know I’m such a whiny bitch.  You know, if there is a god, he’s gonna rick roll your ass straight to hell.

An unprecedented turnout, two outsiders winning the most delegates, and a disappointing showing by Hillary and the Mittster.  The election season doesn’t disappoint and the first round goes to those who wish to see at least some change in November.  Dodd and Biden are abandoning hope, with Richardson soon to follow.  My people are working with their people to ensure an 08 endorsement.  My campaign chest consists of around ten bucks but I’m polling just slightly lower than they are.  More later.

Are there mitigating circumstances where privacy is superceded?  By a sense of humor mayhaps?

Apparently a Doctor in Phoenix Az. is in hot water after taking a picture of a patient’s penis during a Gall Bladder surgery.  The penis in question has a tattoo on it and made said doctor chuckle so he took a photo with his cell phone.

Again said doctor made another lapse in judgement when he started sharing said photo of said penis to colleagues and others who presumably would find the situation as funny as he did.

Someone apparently didn’t find it as amusing and reached out to authorities.  The said doctor is now on administrative leave pending review.  My guess is that the doctor will probably be canned, and the “victim” will probably sue.

Doesn’t the fact that the tattoo says “Hot Rod” play a role in the decision process here friends?  Don’t you trade some kind of rights when your “member” becomes a piece of marketing advertising?  On some level don’t you WANT someone to see it?

As a disclaimer, I should probably tell you that I have a tattoo somewhere in that area too.  Most of the time it reads “TiNY” but in some cases it reads “Ticonderoga NY.”

In addition to kicking the asses of the elderly, I can also take on Kindergartners:

Remember “The children are merciless and will show no fear”

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Also,

The Dark Knight Returns: It appears likely the latest trailer will premiere sometime Sunday.

“Same as the old boss.”

Casimir force that is.

Finally. Hopefully this is a solution that everyone can live with.

The Dark Knight returns?

SummerBowl for Kids Sake

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Had a good time on Saturday night by raising money for Big Brother’s Big Sister’s. It was a good chance for me and my friends to get together, have fun, and raise some awareness that there are kids out there who don’t neccesarily need money but need a helping hand. That being said, we were able to raise 250.00 dollars. The biggest hit at the party was the little kid in the middle with his belly showing. Even at this early age, he was dancin and mackin for the ladies. We made a difference this weekend and had fun doing it.

Harry Potter Geek Fest

I’m not really much of a Harry Potter fan. I read the first three books but got interested in other things (same thing happened after the first three Dune books). It was around 8pm and I started thinking about going to the opening at midnight to our local(albeit corporate book store). Why? I think it’s because if fellow geeks are having fun, I wanna be a part of it. So I show up straight up at midnight. Madhouse! The entire parking lot was full and this parking lot covers for around 20 stores. I had to park across the street at Walmart/Lowes. I got a photo of some really tall guy dressed like Hagrid as he was the only real distinguishing figure in a sea of Potter geeks. Something took hold of me. I was going to just turn around and go home after about a half hour but just felt to make the evening complete, I’d buy the book. So 2 and a half hours later at the break of 2:30 am, I walked out with Harry Potter and the Deathly Hollows in hand.

I started this as an effort to bring more geek to the people but so far, people are bringing more geek back to me.